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A Fickle Nae Mair

Updated: Jun 4

Albert Kirk Jr

An syne, fou o howp,

A cam tae twa yetts,

Ilk gairdit bi a bodie,

Gadgies fae the BBC.

A sign:

Yin yett gangs tae Heiven,

Yin yett gangs tae Hell;

Yin gaird speiks ainlie trowth,

Yin gaird speiks ainlie fause;

Speir yin quaisten an pass.

Dis yer yett gang tae Heiven? A says;

They says thegither: Yes.

It wis Nick hissel whae telt me,

Lauchin an scaudin ma een,

That yon wee sign wis juist a joke

An baith yetts cam tae Hell.

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