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    • Apr 1
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A Fickle Nae Mair

Albert Kirk Jr


An syne, fou o howp,

A cam tae twa gates,

Ilk gairdit bi a bodie,

Gadgies fae the BBC.


A sign:

Yin gate gangs tae Heiven,

Yin gate gangs tae Hell;

Yin gaird speiks ainlie trowth,

Yin gaird speiks ainlie fause;

Speir yin quaisten an pass.


Dis your gate gang tae Heiven? A says;

They says thegither: Yes.


It wis Nick hissel whae telt me,

Lauchin an scaudin ma een,

That yon wee sign wis juist a joke

An baith gates cam tae Hell.

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