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Albert Kirk Jr

Laddies, thare isnae a wicht in the warld

Cuid force ye tae poke a dirk in yer ee,

Or thole wi nocht but a whisper a dirl

That meant for ye no tae flyte whit ye dree;

Thanks tae wur boabies an baws we can say

Wur boady's wur ain tae dae as we please,

Naebodie ettlin tae preeson us wi

A wale that we mak, weel-thochtit an free;

As for the quines, it's aw tapsalteerie,

Pricks lik wursels wantin ilk tae obey,

Lassies forfochten, donsie an peerie,

Pouerless unner a weird tae be fey.

Dae us a favour, gin thon's whit ye threap:

Pit aw yer bastartin gas at a peep.

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