- albertkirkjunior
Anent "Partygate"
Albert Kirk Jr
Whit kind o fandan
Gangs on the randan
An disnae ken
Pairty's the patter?
He'll tell us aw neist
A faimin's a feast
An ten year auld
Whisky is watter;
Sae whit yer maw dee'd?
The fowk o his gree
Wur aye heidin
Oot on the batter;
The man is a cunt
Ye cannae affront;
Noo gie us his
Pow on a platter!