Albert Kirk Jr
Whit kind o fandan
Gangs on the randan
An disnae ken
Pairty's the patter?
He'll tell us aw neist
A faimin's a feast
An ten year auld
Whisky is watter;
Sae whit yer maw dee'd?
The fowk o his gree
Wur aye heidin
Oot on the batter;
The man is a cunt
Ye cannae affront;
Noo gie us his
Pow on a platter!
Albert Kirk Jr braw pow cramasie (darg o the deil's bird) snell shanks fankled birkie neb wheesht gleg een mawkit short syne a gorblin noo for aye wabbit: this Awmichtie ploy is the yin they'd gar ye
Albert Kirk Jr A leader wi a japer's shtick, Electorates that vote for pricks Tae mak a pairt ye cannae stick: It's aw gangin tae shite. Thir fowk that hiv the owersicht O aw wur weirds but yaise thir