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Albert Kirk Jr

Whit kind o fandan

Gangs on the randan

An disnae ken

Pairty's the patter?

He'll tell us aw neist

A faimin's a feast

An ten year auld

Whisky is watter;

Sae whit yer maw dee'd?

The fowk o his gree

Wur aye heidin

Oot on the batter;

The man is a cunt

Ye cannae affront;

Noo gie us his

Pow on a platter!

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