Albert Kirk Jr
Bairns ur in yer baws, lads!
It isnae hard tae mind:
Yer juist as muckle fankelt
As yer braw an jonick quine;
Gin faitherin's no for ye
Syne pit a gongie on,
An gin ye cannae suffer thon
Syne manage wi yer haun!
Albert Kirk Jr braw pow cramasie (darg o the deil's bird) snell shanks fankled birkie neb wheesht gleg een mawkit short syne a gorblin noo for aye wabbit: this Awmichtie ploy is the yin they'd gar ye
Albert Kirk Jr A leader wi a japer's shtick, Electorates that vote for pricks Tae mak a pairt ye cannae stick: It's aw gangin tae shite. Thir fowk that hiv the owersicht O aw wur weirds but yaise thir