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Auld Age Disnae Come Itsel

Albert Kirk Jr


A cannae feel ma hingmy;

Ma whit-d'ye-cry-it's broke;

Ma hoojimahadge is fawin tae bits;

Ma thingmajig's a joke;

A yiss tae hiv a doodah;

A'v gubbins on ma heid;

But dinnae fash aboot me, pals:

At least A'm urnae deid!

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