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    • May 22
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Bahoochie

Updated: May 23

Albert Kirk Jr


A'm fasht wi ma bahoochie;

A'm urnae feelin weel;

A'm siccart tae the cludgie

Wi an erse that's lik the Deil;


A et a dizzen aiples

A fund intil the sheuch

An noo ma roustie watter

Is makkin sic a steuch;


A'll gang tae speir the doctor

Tae find oot whit's adae,

(An aiblins get ma prostate seen

Tae brichten up ma day);


Afore a stert ma traivels but

A'll hiv tae stap the spate,

Sae ilka jaggie aiple stump

Gangs up ma raggit sate.

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