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    • Apr 29
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Cauld Kail Het Agane

Albert Kirk Jr


Wur aw Jock Tamson's bairns!

Going to not do that?

Wur aw Jock Tamson's bairns!

Going to not?

Wur aw Jock Tamson's bairns!

Stop giving it enthusiasm.

Wur aw Jock Tamson's bairns.

Go away and boil your head.

We're aw Jock Tamson's bairns.

You're giving me the vomit.

We're all Jock Tamson's bairns.

You're giving me an unadulterated BMW.

We're all John Tamson's bairns.

Your bottom is out of the window.

We're all John Thomson's bairns.

If your conversation was water you would drown.

We're all John Thomson's children.

That's better.

Now hold your silence,

You deranged missile,

And give us peace.

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