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Albert Kirk Jr


in the muckle Wastemonster cludgie

a bowsie blonde-heidit toalie

bobs

bobs

bobs

an willnae flush awa

bobs

bobs

bobs

an willnae flush awa

bobs

bobs

bobs

an willnae flush awa


whaur is wur kemper

wi the smeddum an wit

tae uise the damnt plumper

or coat-hinger wire?




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