Albert Kirk Jr
in the muckle Wastemonster cludgie
a bowsie blonde-heidit toalie
bobs
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an willnae flush awa
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an willnae flush awa
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an willnae flush awa
whaur is wur kemper
wi the smeddum an wit
tae uise the damnt plumper
or coat-hinger wire?
Albert Kirk Jr braw pow cramasie (darg o the deil's bird) snell shanks fankled birkie neb wheesht gleg een mawkit short syne a gorblin noo for aye wabbit: this Awmichtie ploy is the yin they'd gar ye
Albert Kirk Jr A leader wi a japer's shtick, Electorates that vote for pricks Tae mak a pairt ye cannae stick: It's aw gangin tae shite. Thir fowk that hiv the owersicht O aw wur weirds but yaise thir