Search
  • albertkirkjunior
    • Apr 18
    • 1 min read

Come On Tae Fuck, Scotland

Updated: Apr 19

Albert Kirk Jr


A puddock in a kettle

Disnae ken it's gonnae dee -

But tho we deek wur herrit weird

We bide an seek tae dree;


A wad the cannie puddie'd

Lowp oot glegly gin she kent -

Whit his tae ding ye, Scotland,

Ere ye'll tak some fuckin tent?

2 views0 comments

Recent Posts

See All

Albert Kirk Jr braw pow cramasie (darg o the deil's bird) snell shanks fankled birkie neb wheesht gleg een mawkit short syne a gorblin noo for aye wabbit: this Awmichtie ploy is the yin they'd gar ye

Albert Kirk Jr Laddies, thare isnae a wicht in the warld Cuid force ye tae poke a dirk in yer ee, Or thole wi nocht but a whisper a dirl That meant for ye no tae flyte whit ye dree; Thanks tae wur boa

Albert Kirk Jr A leader wi a japer's shtick, Electorates that vote for pricks Tae mak a pairt ye cannae stick: It's aw gangin tae shite. Thir fowk that hiv the owersicht O aw wur weirds but yaise thir