Albert Kirk Jr
braw pow cramasie
(darg o the deil's bird)
snell shanks fankled
birkie neb wheesht
gleg een mawkit
short syne a gorblin
noo for aye wabbit:
this Awmichtie ploy
is the yin they'd gar ye foallae
forderin the maggie
forderin the strouth
Albert Kirk Jr A leader wi a japer's shtick, Electorates that vote for pricks Tae mak a pairt ye cannae stick: It's aw gangin tae shite. Thir fowk that hiv the owersicht O aw wur weirds but yaise thir
Albert Kirk Jr Ye cannae bi trustit Tae dae as yer telt Or say please an thanks For the haun ye get dealt, Sae lea' it tae Tories Tae shaw ye the licht Or pit ye in jile Til ye awn that they'r richt.