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Albert Kirk Jr

Ye hate yer hert for brekkin,

Ye ken it's juist a gemm;

Ye want tae punt yer centre hauf

For scorin goals for thaim;

Yer keeper cuidnae catch a cauld,

Yer nummer eicht is keech;

Yer striker chucks a banjo

By a hunner coos a week;

Ye weesh ye didnae bother

But ye dae an here's the rub:

Ye widnae miss a meenit

O yer fav'rite fitba club.

Scotland, on the ither haun,

Will trauchle ye tae Hell;

Tak some wirds o wit fae me:

Rin an save yersel!

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