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    • May 15
    • 1 min read

Leid-bangers

Albert Kirk Jr


Gin Twitter's fou o heid-bangers

hittin oot wi shite,

threapin that this leid o oors

isnae wirth a mite,

dinnae get aw etterie,

dinnae be a martyr:

aw ye hiv tae dae is type

RAM IT UP YER FARTER!

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