- albertkirkjunior
Meenister for Keechter
Albert Kirk Jr
Nadine Dorries
annoonced the day
that she's fund her ain erse
wi baith hauns:
its moothfae o teeth
spews a river o keech
that naeb'dy but she
unnerstauns;
an the eejit misteuk
the neb for a plook
sae she gied it a poultice
an saw;
an she skirls wi delicht
sin the farter his sicht
an a pan that contains
bugger aw;
tho the lugs wur a dint,
an gied her a hint
that this hoop wis aiblins
her napper;
but she cannae loass face
sae she's hid tae replace
her oorichie dish
wi her crapper.