- albertkirkjunior
Ryalist Cantrip
Albert Kirk Jr
The Queen's no deid;
She's awfy awfy weel;
She's staunnin at a windae
Watchin sodgers dae a dreel.
The Queen's juist fine;
Her fitness is a sicht;
She dis a hunner sit-ups
In her chaumer ilka nicht.
The Queen's gey braw;
She hisnae got a care;
She talks a wheen o blethers
Tae a prince that isnae thare.
The Queen will bide;
She'll niver need a hearse;
She maunna kick the bucket
Acause Charlie is an erse!