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- May 11
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Ryalist Cantrip

Albert Kirk Jr

The Queen's no deid;

She's awfy awfy weel;

She's staunnin at a windae

Watchin sodgers dae a dreel.

The Queen's juist fine;

Her fitness is a sicht;

She dis a hunner sit-ups

In her chaumer ilka nicht.

The Queen's gey braw;

She hisnae got a care;

She talks a wheen o blethers

Tae a prince that isnae thare.

The Queen will bide;

She'll niver need a hearse;

She maunna kick the bucket

Acause Charlie is an erse!

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