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Albert Kirk Jr


noo that yer gettin aw gallus

wur editors telt us tae scrieve

that ilka last yin o ye gangrels

is damnt tae a kintra that's

wee, puir an daft

wee, puir an daft

wee, puir an daft

wee, puir an daft

wee, puir an daft

wee, puir an daft

wee, puir an daft

WEE, PUIR AN DAFT


A'm urnae, o coorse,

sin A tak this as truith:

better a crum fae a lairdie's brock

than stowin yer painch wi hemmit kail





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