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efter Resumé bi Dorothy Parker

Albert Kirk Jr


Boris swicks ye;

Jacob's a gyte;

Rishi rooks ye;

An Raab is shite.

Gove's no lawfae;

Priti wechts;

Truss is awfae;

Ye micht as weel fecht.

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