- albertkirkjunior
Smeekit
(wi a toaty wee nod tae Hamnavoe Market)
Albert Kirk Jr
Henderson's een wur lik terrier's baws:
aye tans the whisky lik watter him.
Archibald cam wi his last pair o tens:
blew ilka penny on puggies an fags.
McIntyre's siller wis hidlins an feart:
erse as ticht as a drum that yin.
Cunningham boaked on the boozer flair:
bouncers oxtert him ontae the street.
Boag gied his patter tae dizzens o quines:
chips an hame for the Boagster.
Morrison boostit an fell aff a bus:
buggert a shank an a shackle-bane.
Watson wis plunged bi a wank wi a chib:
lad his a mooth lik a ruction magnet.
Murray the gomerel shat hissel sairly:
flytit wi farts an lost.
Me? A kept masel tae masel:
Aw that A want is for fowk tae hiv fun.