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    • Apr 20
    • 1 min read

Snotters

Albert Kirk Jr


Ma snib is fou o snotters

That willnae dreeble oot;

They dinnae dreep a thochtie

Gin A dicht them wi a cloot.


A howk them wi ma fingers;

A scart them wi ma taes;

A rummle roon fell foonert

Ilka meenit o the day.


A'm feart A'll loass a pinkie

Dellin deep ahint an ee;

A'm feart A'll powk ma harns oot -

O, whit a wey tae dee!


Ma snib is stowed wi snotters

That willnae quit ma heid;

A think A'll lea' ma neb alane

An pick ma bum insteid.


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