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    • Apr 1
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Takkin Back Control


Albert Kirk Jr


tories wid tak


the sugar oot yer tea

the snotters oot yer beak

the marrae oot yer banes

the atter oot yer beals

the scruif aff yer scaup

the steuch aff yer keech

the oam aff yer pish

the broth aff yer erse

the birse fae yer paps

the gleet fae yer helm

the lice fae yer baws

the braith fae yer buffs


an no gie them back


the wey Charon wid tak

the penny oot yer mooth




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