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    • May 21
    • 1 min read

Takkin Tent o Big Dug

Albert Kirk Jr


Boris disnae gie a fuck

Aboot yer fuckin greetin,

Sin gin he draps a bollock

Aw he dis is haud a meetin:

Heidyins fae the polis come

An heidyins fae the Press,

An ower steak an Bolly

Howk the skellum oot his mess,

An noo ilk Brexit follaer

Thinks Johnson is a mensch,

Even tho his faither drappt

The British for the French!

Mebbe Stanley's ployin but

Tae turn agin his heir?

Eftir aw, La France dealt weel

Wi lairds whae didnae care.

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