Search
  • albertkirkjunior

The Dominie Gets The Bairns Telt

Albert Kirk Jr


children repeat after me

that which is correct and good

from one who knows

what is best:


sight not sicht

might not micht

night not nicht

light not licht 


down not doon

brown not broon

town not toon

gown not goon


brew not bree

drew not dree

grew not gree

prew not pree


chipmunk not ettercap

trumpet not clarsach

genius not gomerel

slang not leid


now that you understand 

that which is correct and good

open your books and read

what is best:


Wee, sleekit, cowrin, tim’rous beastie…

0 views0 comments

Recent Posts

See All

Albert Kirk Jr braw pow cramasie (darg o the deil's bird) snell shanks fankled birkie neb wheesht gleg een mawkit short syne a gorblin noo for aye wabbit: this Awmichtie ploy is the yin they'd gar ye

Albert Kirk Jr Laddies, thare isnae a wicht in the warld Cuid force ye tae poke a dirk in yer ee, Or thole wi nocht but a whisper a dirl That meant for ye no tae flyte whit ye dree; Thanks tae wur boa

Albert Kirk Jr A leader wi a japer's shtick, Electorates that vote for pricks Tae mak a pairt ye cannae stick: It's aw gangin tae shite. Thir fowk that hiv the owersicht O aw wur weirds but yaise thir