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The Dug

Albert Kirk Jr


There yince wis a dug that spak lik a dug:


Woof, quo the dug.


The dug got telt that woof wisnae a wird:


Woof, quo the dug.


The dug got telt that it says woof wrang:


Woof, quo the dug.


The dug got telt that dugs meow:


Woof, quo the dug.


The dug got telt that it wis black-affrontin itsel:


Woof, quo the dug.


The dug got telt that it wis a manky messan:


Woof, quo the dug.


The dug got telt,

The dug got telt,

The dug got telt:


Woof, quo the dug.


Woof

Woof

Fuckin

WOOF

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