- albertkirkjunior
The Dug
Albert Kirk Jr
There yince wis a dug that spak lik a dug:
Woof, quo the dug.
The dug got telt that woof wisnae a wird:
Woof, quo the dug.
The dug got telt that it says woof wrang:
Woof, quo the dug.
The dug got telt that dugs meow:
Woof, quo the dug.
The dug got telt that it wis black-affrontin itsel:
Woof, quo the dug.
The dug got telt that it wis a manky messan:
Woof, quo the dug.
The dug got telt,
The dug got telt,
The dug got telt:
Woof, quo the dug.
Woof
Woof
Fuckin
WOOF