Albert Kirk Jr
Whit ur ye gonnae dae but
Bidin on yer ain
Stuck wioot wur watter
An wur grun
An wur fish
An wur ile
An wur gas
An wur Yoonis
An wur hooleys
An wur braw an couthie fowk?
Forder, England.
Forder.
We'll haud ye bi the haun
Tae mak siccar o yer hap.
Albert Kirk Jr braw pow cramasie (darg o the deil's bird) snell shanks fankled birkie neb wheesht gleg een mawkit short syne a gorblin noo for aye wabbit: this Awmichtie ploy is the yin they'd gar ye
Albert Kirk Jr A leader wi a japer's shtick, Electorates that vote for pricks Tae mak a pairt ye cannae stick: It's aw gangin tae shite. Thir fowk that hiv the owersicht O aw wur weirds but yaise thir