Search
  • albertkirkjunior

The Wit o Solomon

Albert Kirk Jr Strowth, thocht rank auld Solomon, A ken A've seen it duin: shear in hauf a swinkie an ye get yersel twa wirms. It follaes, syne, A'm siccar, A ween it cuid be duin: shear in hauf a laddie an we'll get wursel twa sons. The massie king rase doucely, fair setten no tae kythe shouders ticht an laiden wi the wecht o lairdly ties: "Rent the babbie doon the mid tae mak thir hairies chufft." Yin strag gret her hert oot but, while t'ither kittie bufft. "See," quo cannie Naamah, "hoo wice yer heidsman be? The maw alane wid skirl, he kent, sae gie the wean tae she." "Aye," quo he, bumbazelt, gunkt tae get it wrang, "gie the blirtin hure the bairn an thon's the hale jing-bang." He bad the notar scrieve it oot, the affcome o the pleen, an hid the snash tae ware hissel the wysins o the queen; But Naamah kent his patter weel an wisnae wearit doon, sin ae the gyte hamesucken crave the cairy o a croon.

3 views0 comments

Recent Posts

See All

Albert Kirk Jr braw pow cramasie (darg o the deil's bird) snell shanks fankled birkie neb wheesht gleg een mawkit short syne a gorblin noo for aye wabbit: this Awmichtie ploy is the yin they'd gar ye

Albert Kirk Jr Laddies, thare isnae a wicht in the warld Cuid force ye tae poke a dirk in yer ee, Or thole wi nocht but a whisper a dirl That meant for ye no tae flyte whit ye dree; Thanks tae wur boa

Albert Kirk Jr A leader wi a japer's shtick, Electorates that vote for pricks Tae mak a pairt ye cannae stick: It's aw gangin tae shite. Thir fowk that hiv the owersicht O aw wur weirds but yaise thir