- albertkirkjunior
Whae Am A?
Albert Kirk Jr
A bide in yer mooth, but hail fae yer hert,
An traivel the kintra tae ilka wee pairt;
A ken aboot yin, tho no aboot yang,
An dinnae belong, insteid A belang;
A'm thrawn as a bull, tho sonsie an fain,
An auld as the braes, but green as a wean;
Ma sister is English, tho A'm no fae thare,
Wur baith o us different, but siccar tae share;
Unionists threap that A'm deid in a kist
An hiv tae hiv heard me tae ken A exist;
An gin a loon gies me a hantle o stick
A cry them a dobber insteid o a dick.
Whae am A, chiels? In case youse forgot:
A'm gallus, pawkie, gesserant SCOTS!