(Beseekin forgieness fae Rab Frost) Albert Kirk Jr Mind o thon hingmy that disnae luve waws? A'll see it murthert afore a brick faws! Gie...

Albert Kirk Jr An syne, fou o howp, A cam tae twa yetts, Ilk gairdit bi a bodie, Gadgies fae the BBC. A sign: Yin yett gangs tae Heiven,...

Albert Kirk Jr There yince wis a dug that spak lik a dug: Woof, quo the dug. The dug got telt that woof wisnae a wird: Woof, quo the dug....

Albert Kirk Jr In the gairden wi the weans playin fitba on the green (backies oot, nae tae-bashers) we seen a polis helicopter hyne faur...

efter Resumé bi Dorothy Parker Albert Kirk Jr Boris swicks ye; Jacob's a gyte; Rishi rooks ye; An Raab is shite. Gove's no lawfae; Priti...

Albert Kirk Jr tories wid tak the sugar oot yer tea the snotters oot yer beak the marrae oot yer banes the atter oot yer beals the scruif...

Albert Kirk Jr he waukens ilka mornin (sunlicht seithin the pearls) gaes doon the stair (ilka mornin) unsteeks the fore-door (ilka...

Albert Kirk Jr pechin for a braith wrangweys agin the croud ye gang, keelie efter keelie thrangin richt an caur tae heeze ye alang, olite...

Albert Kirk Jr Wur Empire's guid, A tell ye, son: We gied ye tracks for trains tae run Yer kintra's siller back tae oors Tae cheer wur...

Albert Kirk Jr Yestreen nae lang efter lowsin ma darg A seen in the lift a skimmerin licht, A glowe sae bricht as tae lowden ilk staur An...

Albert Kirk Jr Ye'll aiblins get telt gin ye furthset a quair That whit ye've come up wi is orra an rare, An steuchs lik a hantle o keech...

At the hind end o September A seen a post on Twitter fae Michael Dempster (@DrMDempster) aboot a thing he wis daein cried Scotstober. The...